Q: What is the difference between a poor IISc graduate and a poor MOSFET?

A: One passes because of GATE leakage and the other fails because of it…

Yeah i am gonna recollect wht all i have been doing since i last remember. And yeah statuatory warning : U might feel like kicking me after reading the following lines. So be kind and rewind if u are not for it.

MGL went of well . The first batch was great and the second batch , was like telling the same stuff to diff ppl tht it was not tht great as the first batch . The first experience always rocks and i pity all the lecturers and teachers how they manage to teach the same thing again and again . ( Not the comp sci dept ppl.. They never teach in the first place :P) and i got to knw from hari tht whn he took the classes, they had 4 batches . But still it was a great MGL and i owe it to all those guys who took the classes.And it was really senti for me on the last day whn it all came to an end.

Right after MGL i went to bur house. Me venki , rishi and rk had a nice time and roaming in chennai with friends is fun but i really missed it as i stayed only a day in chennai and left the next day back to home…

Back to coll, CTs were eagerly waiting for me. And i watched fewer movies a day . One tht caught my attention was machinist where Chirstian Bale looked so thin that he even ceased to exist. I could just not beleive my eyes . I wanna meet this guy some day and ask him how he made it.. There was one scene where his whole skeleton system was visible and i could count his bones.. I finished watching all three seasons of “How i Met your mother ” series.Season one was interesting . Season two was awesome and season three was ok.. I liked the barney character especially his ” awesome “ness and “legen……. dary” thing…

I came across this site

The puzzles are really interesting and funny..The one i liked most is the following one..

• My brother, the local bus driver, was telling me that recently he was driving a bus full of people and no-one got off on the way. However, at the end of the journey, there was not a single person left on the bus. How?

• What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month but only once in a year?

• Two fine fellows were working very hard all day at the local coal mine. One of the fellows managed to get a really dirty face, but the other fellow managed to stay clean. When they reached the end of their day and re-joined the surface in the lift, the fellow with the dirty face simply went home, however, the fellow with the clean face rushed off to wash. Why?

chk out the answers in comments …

Got this from googlr reader. Just wanted to share wht all linux can do when u r bored..

PS: All this really works

% cat “food in cans”


cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman


No manual entry for woman.

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?


Unmatched “.

% Unmatched “.


Unmatched “.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?


Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^


Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?


Too many (’s.

% make love


Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me


bad character

% got a light?


No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?


man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?


Bad substitute.

% %blow


%blow: No such job.

% \(-


(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense


no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter


matter: cannot create

All credits to some one who posted it somewhere so tht i can post it anywhere.

What do u say for this….

These are the few idioms tht i found interesting in the net… have fun…

// Idiom 1

if (apple <= days) doctor();

Yeah i am done with it now. . Now finally over , i feel how much i had a to push myself for this ct(cycle test). And to add to all these i went home just two days before the ct and started my preps just a day before..I feel bad for it..After all the preps tht i did . all i hope to get is a couple of single digits and may be cross ten . So After all this gruelling experience i have decided enough of experimentation with ct . I am not gonna go home for atleast a month .But the funniest part was the way i prepared for Comp Arch. Half the time i was explring my new mobile and half the time i was craacking jokes with venki tht all i could do in the exam hall was to  keep staring at the examiner. Now tht ct are over i feel better.. like being released out of a prison(aiy … no i am not tht sort of a guy). I klnw this post is really a mokkai. But no other choice… I have nowhere else to vent all theese because no one beleives i have done tht bad ;-(

Classes have always been boring this semester(except the automata class)and this particular incident happened during the automata class this monday..it was a double hour(i am sorry to say this being a comp sci) and both the lecturer and we were feeling drowsy when these two mates gave a soggy entry … they had missed the first hour and had come for the second hour of the same class and the prof took it lightly…

Following is the conv… no double meanings please

Prof:Why u guys late..

Guys: M’am we slept in the after noon and didnt manage to get up…

Prof to other guy: couldnt u wake him up on time….

Second guy: M’am we both were actually sleeping together !!!!

Now the first person to laugh was the prof and then the whole class went on with her,,,,


After all these they both went on to sit in the same place…. (poor guys ,,must have been really ssleepy when they had those words out of their mouth)

Bucknor: (n) (adj)


1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.


2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.


3. Situations leading to grave judgemental errors.


Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss;


Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)


1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.


Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.


[Also see: bucknor]

Ponting: (n) (adj)


1. A substance or entity or even a person of unquestionable integrity


2. An act of uncivilised behaviour. [ Also, pontingness (n)]

Symonds: (n):


A subset of the monkeys, Symonds are long-tailed primates found in the interiors of Australia known for wailing and crying at being called names. Symonds are extremely sensitive creatures and need to be handled with extreme care or else they’ll break down at the mere exposure to the Indians (who happen to be higher up in the food chain). They are usually nestled by them Pontings in their little chest pouch which gives them additional protection against Indians…

Symonds: (v):


Randomly wail and weep at every whichever chance one gets.


Present Continuous: symonding


Usage: The child took to symonding when the mother denied him money to


buy a kite.