Maths pick up lines…!!!

Posted by aptbot as Fun, funny, humor, maths, pick up lines

So here is the post for some of my geeky , maths loving frens…lik akhil, balki, satya.. n all who somwhw try to utilize most of their time to sharpen their maths knowlegde or to connect some maths hypothesis to their real life events… …Hopw this will help u…. ..

You fascinate me more […]

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July 7, 2008 | Filed Under Fun, funny, humor, maths, pick up lines | Comments Off 

Computer Gender…?????

Posted by aptbot as Computer, Fun, funny, gender, humor

Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine
gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit […]

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July 2, 2008 | Filed Under Computer, Fun, funny, gender, humor | Comments Off 

Sweet Memories..

Posted by aptbot as Family, Memories., Sweet, thought

This weekend was among the best times i have had in recent months…So whats the reason..??Just i was too happy to meet my family and talk to them, for like 5-6 straight hrs..late into the night…huh…it was really awesome..!!
Well..I stay in a hostel and usually dont get alot of time to talk with the family..besides both of […]

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June 22, 2008 | Filed Under Family, Memories., Sweet, thought | Comments Off 

Fading Memories…!!

Posted by aptbot as Uncategorized

” memories some times behave strangely..
sometimes they help u get through the lone time..
n sometimes they make u feel alone in the crowd of ur frens..”

How strange memory is..?? I mean sometimes I try to remember something from my childhood and i struggle..hw sad it is..I’m struggling to remember the times of my life when I […]

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May 30, 2008 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Comments Off 

S/w professionals…

Posted by aptbot as funny, s/w professionals

S/W Professionals…………
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_put_this_here
{
Long time_pass;
Void work();
}

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May 29, 2008 | Filed Under funny, s/w professionals | Comments Off 

How to survive a day at Office…!!

Posted by aptbot as funny, surviving Office day

Well millions of people acroos the globe think abt “hw to spend ( or rather survive ) the entire day in office..” Now that I have joined as an intern in a company..I spend most of my office time browsing internet..dats where I stumbled upon the following two ways to survive the entire office day…
 
Normal way […]

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May 28, 2008 | Filed Under funny, surviving Office day | Comments Off 

Compiz Fusion on Inspiron 1525

Posted by aptbot as Compiz Fusion, Inspiron 1525, linux, ubuntu

Dell’s Inspiron 1525 laptop has ” Intel Corporation Mobile GM965/GL960 Integrated Graphics Controller” display controller..
u can see this by typing command:
lspci | grep Display
this display controller is black listed in compiz fusion..i have compiz-fusion installed on my laptop with UBUNTU gutsy-gibbon..and i couldn’t enable the effects..so what to do..??? I just modified ” /usr/bin/compiz […]

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May 15, 2008 | Filed Under Compiz Fusion, Inspiron 1525, linux, ubuntu | Comments Off 

Just One Day..!!

Posted by aptbot as Experience, One Day, frens

Just 2 days back one of my best frens asked me a question… she receives my messages every hour of every day..( I just give her hourly details.. ) So what all she had to ask was “ U cant resist sending me messages..?? ” ( or rather talking with me in any form […]

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May 14, 2008 | Filed Under Experience, One Day, frens | Comments Off 

About Me…

Posted by aptbot as About Me, thoughts

I always feel that “ About Me ” column is just a place where u tell the world “I’m The Best ”..usually all brag about this or that in it.. I never write an about me column… reason is simple…coz to convince world that I’m the best.. Will require me to lie […]

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May 14, 2008 | Filed Under About Me, thoughts | Comments Off 

Movie Talk 1: “The October Sky”

Posted by aptbot as Movies, The Octber Sky

Hi…again…so this is a series of posts…revolving around some of the movies that worth watching…to start…the first one in the series is the famous “The October Sky”..
the age of Cold war…Russians held an upper hand by launching first ever man made satellite “sputnik” into the space…While all others were busy spotting sputnik over the october […]

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May 13, 2008 | Filed Under Movies, The Octber Sky | Comments Off